Closure. After six months of suffering varying from zero to “I can’t fucking take this shit anymore!” levels, I decided it was time to move on for real. Y...

Get Lucky, Daft Punk. “God, how I hate this fucking song” I thought. Seemed to be the only one who hated it. Everybody in the club cheered when it started playi...

“I’ll send you selfies of my cock… doing a duckface” I said, answering her how I would keep passion flowing. She looked at my naked body, lying next...

What color were her eyes? I couldn’t tell. Not when I met her at the bar in which we dated for the first time, nor when we were sitting on my couch and it...