19:05, Chilean summer time. My words haven’t grazed my blog since January, when I texted my ex. A subsequent book, Surviving hygge, made it out from the guts of my online literary output. Sales have been disappointing, to say the least. Being completely silent in the meantime, avoiding spoiling the plot of my novel, now…
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It took four years of sweat, blood and tears. It took a toll. And it took a fuck-load of strength and resilience I didn’t know I had, until I found myself drowning in this shit and managed to stay afloat and swim to safety. This is not just a novel. It’s a testimony of my…
Read moreEduardo rambles | Episode 05: Journey
I go about rambling about forgiving my ex, my upcoming trip to Chile and my dad’s bad health
Read moreEduardo rambles | Episode 04: Love after love
I ponder about what happens with the leftover feelings for your former significant other, after a breakup. All the while, drinking some nice Chilean red wine.
Read moreEduardo rambles | Episode 03: Not getting laid
I take a long detour to analyze my latest lack of sex and intimate affection, my past casual relationships and my emotional fuck-ups in them
Read moreEduardo rambles | Episode 02: (A fruitless talk about) Racism
I go long and hard about my opinion and experience about racism in Denmark. Don’t expect any interesting conclusions or hot takes, but maybe use it as ASMR
Read moreEduardo rambles | Episode 01: Valentine’s
What have I been up to in the last two years? Well, now you’ll figure it out! Also, musings about my sex addiction therapy and my thoughts on Valentine’s Day triggers for singles and people.
Read moreFull. Color. Gray.
You can kill the man, but you cannot destroy The Artist. A very wise woman told me “Take yourself seriously.” In life. In love. In everything. And I am, ever since she said those words to me. In that spirit, I’ve taken my time to make my artistic career into something -hopefully- profitable. Wanna know…
Read moreEscandinavia. Capítulo 05: He culeado
ALERTA: no apto para mamás. ¡Hola a todos! (Y sí, aún me rehuso a usar lenguaje inclusivo. Pueden cancelarme cuándo quieran. Hagan de mi 2020 una peor experiencia de lo que ha sido hasta ahora. Millennials culeades.) Continuemos. Mi nombre es Eduardo Hernández y he culeado. Mucho y a muchas. He dedicado todos mis treintas…
Read moreJoseph (The Cuck)
Mary The Whore, Mary The Saint Is the kid mine? Does this “Holy Spirit” have a name? You fucked me like no virgin Wish you’d fuck me Again And in my sleepless nights I wonder Is this child mine? Or is your “God” a man? Please tell me the truth (if any) Holy Mary Full…
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