One said she wanted something more than just a man who talked about feelings. The other says what she likes about me is that I talk about my feelings, and that I actually have feelings. One saw me only when she had some spare time. The other always has time for me. One I liked so much I took any shit she did to me as part of the package. The other is just too nice and I accept gladly everything she does for me. One I loved. The other is my lover. One broke my heart. The other I seem to be breaking her heart constantly… I think I’m a fucking asshole.