Trauma
How can you explain to your new romantic interest that you are broken inside? I mean, what’s the best way to say it so she doesn’t freak the fuck out and dump y...
Category: My Lessons
What I learned in my life.
Dream come true
Five years ago, chocking in angst and filled with anxiety, I looked for some sort of scholarship or working holiday visa to get me the fuck away from my life. I...
Dick
“Lo que más me gusta de ti es que yo te gusto.” “What I like the most about you is that you like me.” I literally said that to one of the prettiest girls I have...
On masculinity.
The other day I was, as usual, swiping around on Tinder, trying to find someone interesting to meet. I started a conversation with one of my matches, a very sar...
On Death
“I am going to die today.” It was decided. Ah, what a glorious death that was! Left alone, in the middle of nowhere. Set to be burnt by the sun and frozen by th...