The problem of being a nerd for the first two thirds of your life, and then single after spending all your twenties with the same woman, is that every new exper...

Every now and then I looked at her and said “you are so beautiful.” Sometimes that made her laugh and quote a song from Flight of the Conchords: “you are so bea...

We woke up less than an hour before the taxi came to get us to the airport. She set like 3 alarms but we never listened to them. When she realized what time it ...

I kissed her goodbye at the Metro entrance, but I didn’t have money to take the subway back home, so I started the longest “walk of shame” I’ve ever...

This friend of mine, a girl, told me she had slept with 11 men in total. “I have slept with seven women” I said. “Only seven in your whole life?!” she asked, sh...