She smiled and told me “you were up to the expectations you created.” I turned and looked at her: naked, messy hair, laid on my bed. “What expectations?” I aske...

The only two relationships I’ve had in my life ended the same way: a girl walking down the hall with tears in her eyes, turning the corner; disappearing f...

The problem of being a nerd for the first two thirds of your life, and then single after spending all your twenties with the same woman, is that every new exper...

Every now and then I looked at her and said “you are so beautiful.” Sometimes that made her laugh and quote a song from Flight of the Conchords: “you are so bea...

We woke up less than an hour before the taxi came to get us to the airport. She set like 3 alarms but we never listened to them. When she realized what time it ...